February 2012
wizcoylifa:
it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir?
“well it looks like this sweet 16”
“just got a little sweeter”
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
annefranksgasmask:
im sad that ill never be able to vote for obama
too bad loser babies i get to ha!
WatchTHIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO. #1
tyleroakley:
gifbomblady:
She makes every GIF just a little better.
edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via hanging-teeth)
manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
hot4satan:
i fall more in love with myself everyday
sm00sh:
Maybe all of the Republican candidates are pranking us by being the worst possible human beings on earth and then they’ll reveal that it was just a joke and we’ll all laugh about it and be best friends
Carb overload for dinner!
Spaghetti
Pizza
Breadsticks
Jesus
unfreshing:
people come for the ass and stay for the sass
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This guy was kinda flirting with me on the subway yesterday and I was like “yeah okay that’s nice no sorry, I don’t give out my number”
He was mega cute and really my type (fat, bearded, appearing to be intelligent)
But he was wearing a Blackhawks hat.
FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS
I couldn’t date someone who liked them.
Which is really hard when you’re in Chicago.
k1ss:
I’m so uncomfortable
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justinjewmanji:
Zombies, run! is $8 :(
